Remember MASH from middle school?

Summer chaos is officially upon us.

I'll be honest — I thrive in routine, and I think my kids do too, even if they'd never admit it. Summer is fun and it also kind of wrecks me every year. Add in the fact that we have our longest family trip ever coming up, and I've head-down trying to get everything across the finish line before we leave on June 15.

One of those things: pre-order bonuses for Faithfully Dissident Daughters. I had way too much fun making them and I'm so excited they're ready for you.

If you've pre-ordered Faithfully Dissident Daughters — or you're about to — here's what's waiting for you:

The Faithfully Dissident Manifesto — a printable declaration, one page, four affirmations. Print it and put it somewhere you'll actually see it.

Meditative Coloring Pages — three sacred images rooted in the themes of the book. Your body is temple. You are made in the image of God. You dwell in the divine womb. Slow down and meditate on these truths.

Faithfully Dissident MASH — okay, this one is the one that had me cackling. Remember MASH from middle school? I made a faithfully dissident version. Your spiritual calling. Your patron saint. Your deconstruction era. It's available as a printable PDF and an interactive online game, and "Chaos Agent for Justice" is one of the options for career path, so.

Fill out this quick form and your downloads will be immediately available.

If you haven't pre-ordered yet — now's the time. Pre-orders matter, especially for a debut author! They tell booksellers and libraries that this book has people behind it. Thank you for supporting me in this way!

I encourage you to print the PDFs, snap a picture and share on social media. Also, I want to see your MASH results. Tag me (@chelseakimlong) and include the link faithfullydissident.com to help spread the word!

— Chelsea